Lyrics
Biff 'N Tony's WeddinG
We bought a present, we circled the date
Now we packed the car and we’re headin’ upstate
We're in a hurry, don't wanna be late
We’re going to a wedding
The weatherman says it's gonna be warm
There is no threat of a thunderstorm
The guests and the honey bees all gonna swarm
We’re going to a wedding
Biff n’ Tony’s wedding
The sun is shining, Biff is sweating
Tony's thinking 'bout all the gifts they’ll be getting
Biff and Tony’s wedding
Biff's mom has the whole thing catered
Bartended and handsomely waitered
Biff's brother hired a wedding band
Everything's going the way that they planned
Biff's Dad, who helped pick out the rings,
Is thinking, "Who can tell what any life brings?"
He's blinking a tear from his twinkling eye
Biff says, "C'mon Dad, you're gonna make me cry!"
Biff and Tony’s wedding
Tony’s glowing, Biff’s still sweating
Which is the only thing upsetting
’Bout Biff and Tony’s wedding
The minister blesses and speaks of God
Which nobody there finds the least bit odd
He tells me "If I'm gonna lead my flock
I can't be trying to turn back the clock"
The little ones went to the beach for the day
Mother thought it prudent to keep them away
Tony's folks didn’t show, ’cause what they think the bible say
Guess they're gonna just stay home and pray!
They're missing all the food, they're missing all the fun
They're missing Biff and Tony hugging everyone
They're missing all the tears, they're missing all the brew
They're missing all the music and the dancing, too
At Biff and Tony’s wedding
No one is sad and no one is fretting
Except Biff in his tux, he's still sweating!
Biff and Tony’s wedding
At Biff and Tony's wedding
There's no shotgun and no bloodletting
No regretting, no forgetting
Biff and Tony's wedding
All words and music by Dave Hall ©
Publisher: Row House Music PRO: ASCAP
