The Giant's Become Bum

He used to comb his hair, zip his fly

Brush his teeth, wear a tie

He always had a smile on his big ol’ mug

He was always ready to give you a hug



He used to be all “Ho ho ho”

Now it’s only “Fee fi fo and fum”

I don’t know why or just how come

The giant’s become a bum


He wore cool glasses, he had a tan

He loved to dance the Can-Can

Every boy and girl loved him

And nobody ever shoved him!




He used to make everybody laugh

Kids would ask for his autograph

He had lots of friends far and wide

Now he makes people just run and hide

All words and music by Dave Hall ©

Publisher: Row House Music   PRO: ASCAP